27 episodes, 13-and-a-half hours, 17 main characters, and one epic saga. The Stolen Shore is the great American masterpiece which is also the masterpiece of the human race, and hearing it must not be avoided. 

But I don't know when it's coming out. 

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The Roster

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Complainer Cow

This is the cow who works at the complaint desk. He doesn't seem to know whether to file your complaint for you or let you know about all the things he has to complain about. Among his hidden magical qualities is the fact that he is a male cow -- most male cows are actually bulls. Not this one. It's magic.

He has another secret, too.  

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Agnes Quick

The best first mate any captain ever had. But Captain Jessica in particular is very much in luck, as this self-assured and highly respected cyclops graduated top of her class at the naval academy, and her loyalty to her sovereign is surpassed only by the ferociously protective instinct she exhibits when it comes to the eleven-year-old Captain Jessica. 

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FEATURING

E R I K    B A C H M A N
T R I C I A    B R I O U X
S C O T T    B R O O K S
J O H N    C A V A N A G H
D E S T I N Y
S E A N    F R A N C I S
A D A M    J A M E S
R O B    M O R R I S
P A U L     N O W A K
L E O N A R D    P A Y N E

R O S K O    P E E K O
M I K E    P O R T E R
N A T A L I E    A R L E - T O Y N E
T A S I A    V A L E N Z A
J O N    W I L K I N S
B L A I Z E    W I L K I N S O N
...and
​P S E U D O M O N A D E S    Z E R O

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PLAY THE NEMESIS GAME

And meet some of the characters of The Stolen Shore